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I've Been Waiting For You, Bob. The Circle Is Now Complete.
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I've been waiting for you, Bob. The circle is now complete.
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And now for the moment you've all been waiting for...there it goes...
Guru Saj: You must be Ross. Ross: Hi. Guru Saj: I am Guru Saj.
(takes the drawer back and replaces) Ross: Listen, I got to tell you I_ve-I_ve never been to a guru before, so....
Now the cycle is complete; before I was but the learner, now I am the master!
Now is come the time on Shprockets ven ve dance.
I wonder what Bob's doing right now?
Now Bob, you know you'll go blind!!!
Marge: Do you want your son to become become Chief Justice of the Supreme Court, or a sleazy male stripper?
Homer: Can't he be both, like the late Earl Warren?...
During the Depression era my mother found out how to save money.
She used to cheat bus drivers. She got on a bus with a transfer a day old....
Quimby: Very well. If that is the way the winds are blowing, let no one say I don't also blow.
[dials phone] [scene shift to Bob leaving prison] By special order of the mayor of Springfield, you are hereby granted a full and complete pardon....