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I've Got Parkinson's Disease. And He's Got Mine.
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I've got Parkinson's disease. And he's got mine.
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Every generation got its own disease. I've got mine, babe. -- Fury in the Slaugtherhouse
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Conservative Definition of Compassion: I got mine, Jack.
He got the upside, I got the downside.
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They got the library at Alexandria--they're not getting mine.
Anybody got a cigarette? Thanks very much, sir--I left mine in the machine. -- London Lee
If I had a mine shaft, I don't think I would just abandon it.
There's got to be a better way. -- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey...
IF I HAD A MINE SHAFT, I don't think I would just abandon it.
There's got to be a better way. -- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988....