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• If I had a mine shaft, I don't think I would just abandon it.
  There's got to be a better way. -- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey...
• IF I HAD A MINE SHAFT, I don't think I would just abandon it.
  There's got to be a better way. -- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988....
• I can't remember which are mine and which are Jack Butler's...
• I've got Parkinson's disease. And he's got mine.
• If there's ever an amusement park called Bag World, I bet it would really start to annoy you after a while how they really sort of stretch the definition of "bag.
  -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
• Anybody got a cigarette? Thanks very much, sir--I left mine in the machine. -- London Lee
• Conservatives define compassion not by the number of people who recieve some kind of government aid but rather by the number of people who no longer need it.
  -- Jack Kemp...
• I don't think ... therefore, I am a conservative.
• IBM: I Broke Mine