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I've Never Met A Human Being Who Would Want To Read 17,000 Pages Of Documentation, And If There Was, I'd Kill Him To Get Him Out Of The Gene Pool.
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I've never met a human being who would want to read 17,000 pages
of documentation, and if there was,
I'd kill him to get him out of the gene pool.
-- Joseph Costello, President of Cadence
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Quote #636 I've never met a human being who would want to read 17,000 pages of documentation, and if there was, I'd kill him to get him out of the gene pool.
-- Joseph Costello...
I have just read your lousy review buried in the back pages.
You sound like a frustrated old man who never made a success, an eight-ulcer man on a four-ulcer job, and all four ulcers working....
I have just read your lousy review buried in the back pages.
You sound like a frustrated old man who never made a success, an eight-ulcer man on a four-ulcer job, and all four ulcers working....
Burns: Sir, we've never met before, but my name is Mr.
Burns and I want your daughter to help make me rich again....
Beat's me!!! I never read the documentation.
I want you to get that man out of bed right away. Get him back to the front.
I won't have these men who are really wounded see that man babied so. -- George S. Patto...
Hansen: "Lieutenant, a few years ago, I watched a freshman cadet pass four upperclassmen on the last hill of the forty-kilometer run at Delulin II.
The damnest thing I ever saw, the only freshman to ever win the Academy Marathon....
I got into an elevator at work and this man followed in after me.
.. I pushed '1' and he just stood there... I said 'Hi, where you going?...