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• My only books Were woman's looks,-- And folly 's all they 've taught me.
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• When I 'm not thank'd at all, I 'm thank'd enough; I 've done my duty, and I 've done no more.
  -- Henry Fielding (1707-1754) -- Tom Thumb the Great, Act i, Sc. 3...
• Now is come the time on Shprockets ven ve dance.
• Marge: Do you want your son to become become Chief Justice of the Supreme Court, or a sleazy male stripper?
  Homer: Can't he be both, like the late Earl Warren?...
• Steve: Hello. Steve and Matt aren't here right now, but if.
  .. Matt: Steve, what are you doing? Steve: I'm leaving a phone message since we aren't here....
• I(ve) B(een) M(islead)
• Guess I will have to turn on my 'Ira Filter'
• When I knead my friends, they turn their backs.