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• When I 'm not thank'd at all, I 'm thank'd enough; I 've done my duty, and I 've done no more.
  -- Henry Fielding (1707-1754) -- Tom Thumb the Great, Act i, Sc. 3...
• I(ve) B(een) M(islead)
• Shut, shut the door, good John! fatigued, I said; Tie up the knocker!
  ay I 'm sick, I 'm dead. -- Alexander Pope (1688-1744) -- Epistle to Dr....
• My only books Were woman's looks,-- And folly 's all they 've taught me.
  -- Thomas Moore (1779-1852) -- The Time I 've lost in wooing...
• I'm out of sick leave, so I called in dead.
• I won't eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick, not wounded, DEAD!
• I used to be a rebel in my youth. This cause... that cause.
  .. (chuckle) I backed 'em ALL! But I learned. Rebellion is simply a device used by the immature to hide from his own problems....
• I get up each morning, gather my wits. Pick up the paper, read the obits.
  If I'm not there I know I'm not dead. So I eat a good breakfast and go back to bed....