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• Lisa: Bart, how come you're not sick? Bart: Eh, I gave my oysters to the cat.
  [points to an ill-feeling cat] Hey, why'd you eat 'em?...
• I love you, and I want to EAT YOUR BRAIN! -- Return of the Living Dead
• I'm out of sick leave, so I called in dead.
• All I want for Christmas is a dead Jim Kirk!
• God is dead and I want His job.
• OCTOPUS Eight-legged sea creature that I just can't bring myself to eat.
  Even when I have the advantage over it that it's dead and I'm alive....
• I get up each morning, gather my wits. Pick up the paper, read the obits.
  If I'm not there I know I'm not dead. So I eat a good breakfast and go back to bed....