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• I've called in sick so many times today I'll call in dead!
• Shut, shut the door, good John! fatigued, I said; Tie up the knocker!
  ay I 'm sick, I 'm dead. -- Alexander Pope (1688-1744) -- Epistle to Dr....
• I won't eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick, not wounded, DEAD!
• I am so smart I make myself sick.
• I was born by Caesarian section...but not so you'd notice.
  It's just that when I leave a house, I go out through the window. -- Steven Wrigh...
• I am sick unto death of obscure english towns that exist seemingly for the sole accommodation of these so-called limerick writers---and even sicker of their reside
  all of whom suffer from physical deformities and spend their time dismembering relatives at fancy dress balls....
• I will not barf unless I'm sick.
• Every so often I find myself giving out a business address over the phone that includes the postal code M5H 2N6.
  I'm always tempted to say: "M as in Mormon... N as in nary...
• G M: So, Mrs. Smith, do you have any children? S
  Yes, thirteen. G M: Thirteen! Good lord, isn't that a burden?...