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I Wanna Tell The World! If The Smile On My Face Hasn't Given Me Away!
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I wanna tell the world! If the smile on my face hasn't given me away!
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Sit on my face, and tell me that you love me...
Oh no not me, I never lost control. You're face to face with the man who sold the world.
-- David Bowie...
Are you a parent? Do you sometimes find yourself unsure as to what to say in those awkward situations?
Worry no more... Go away. You bother me. Why?...
Don't make me speak in a New Language, Just let me tell you the way that I feel about you.
I sure don't want to offend anyone, But if you take away my words, how can I tell you the truth?...
Lister: Look at what he's given me for dinner: a pea on toast.
One pea. I tell you, I'm that far from cracking....
How can I tell you I love you when you're sitting on my face?
I have peppered two of them: two I am sure I have paid, two rogues in buckram suits.
I tell thee what, Hal, if I tell thee a lie, spit in my face...
I will honour Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
I will live in the Past, the Present, and the Future....