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I Wanted To Be A Comedian, But No One Took Me Seriously.
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I wanted to be a comedian, but no one took me seriously.
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The other day I.... No, that wasn't me. -- comedian Steven Wrigh
I wish I could have stayed one more year or two. There was so much I wanted to see and to do and to have done to me.
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My ATM just asked me if I wanted to go double or nothing!
I wanted a manly mail reader... I got a silly one [SIGH]
I was a war baby. My parents took a look at me and started fighting.
The one important thing I have learned over the years is the difference between taking one's work seriously and taking one's self seriously.
The first is imperative and the second is disastrous. -- Margot Fontey...
I was thrown out of N.Y.U. my freshman year. . . for cheating on my metaphysics final.
You know, I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me....
Windows: If I'd *wanted* a Mac, I would have *bought* one!
No one takes you seriously? That's ridiculous!