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I Want FORTY-TWO TRYNEL FLOATATION SYSTEMS Installed Within SIX AND A HALF HOURS!
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.. I want FORTY-TWO TRYNEL FLOATATION SYSTEMS installed within
SIX AND A HALF HOURS!!!
-- Zippy the Pinhead
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I need to discuss BUY-BACK PROVISIONS with at least six studio SLEAZEBALLS!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
Now, I think it would be GOOD to buy FIVE or SIX STUDEBAKERS and CRUISE for ARTIFICIAL FLAVORING!
! -- Zippy the Pinhead...
SHHHH!! I hear SIX TATTOOED TRUCK-DRIVERS tossing ENGINE BLOCKS into empty OIL DRUMS.
. -- Zippy the Pinhead...
I haven't been married in over six years, but we had sexual counseling every day from Oral Roberts!
! -- Zippy the Pinhead...
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I don't even want to do anything that feels good for thirty-six hours. -- Rita Rudne...
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! Th'HOSTESS FACTORY is closin' down and I just heard ZASU PITTS has been DEAD for YEARS....
Nothing says "I love you" better than six hours of nonstop sex.
If I had eight hours to chop down a tree, I'd spend six sharpening my ax. Abraham Lincol
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