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• I believe you should place a woman on a pedestal, high enough so you can look up her dress.
  -- Steve Marti...
• That's a nice dress - could I talk you out of it? -- Pick up line
• Casual sex is the best because you don't have to wear a tie. -- John Mendoza
• I want to dress you up as TALLULAH BANKHEAD and cover you with VASELINE and WHEAT THINS.
  . -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• You may be redneck... if you dress up the kids to go to K-Mart.
• Moe: I gotta be honest with you, Homer. I didn't bring you up here to show you my new tar paper.
  Homer: You didn't? Moe: No. Homer, how would you like to be heavyweight champion of the world?...
• Hank: You will notice, my new best friend, that we are pretty casual around here.
  Homer: Yes, sir. I will notice that. Very casual, Mr....
• If you can't dress weird, why dress at all?
• For New Year's, I gave up sex & lying.