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The Osmonds! You Are All Osmonds!! Throwing Up On A Freeway At Dawn!!! -- Zippy The Pinhead
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The Osmonds! You are all Osmonds!! Throwing up on a freeway at dawn!!!
-- Zippy the Pinhead
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You should all JUMP UP AND DOWN for TWO HOURS while I decide on a NEW CAREER!
! -- Zippy the Pinhead...
If you stay up all night wondering where the sun is, it will dawn on you.
Are you still an ALCOHOLIC? -- Zippy the Pinhead
.. One FISHWICH coming up!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
YOW!! Up ahead! It's a DONUT HUT!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
I want to dress you up as TALLULAH BANKHEAD and cover you with VASELINE and WHEAT THINS.
. -- Zippy the Pinhead...
MY income is ALL disposable! -- Zippy the Pinhead
All of life is a blur of Republicans and meat! -- Zippy the Pinhead
All right, you degenerates! I want this place evacuated in 20 seconds! -- Zippy the Pinhead