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• I want to get a tattoo of myself on my entire body only 2" taller. -- Stephen Wrigh
• Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone...when I came back the entire area was missing.
  -- Steven Wrigh...
• I had my coathangers spayed. -- Steven Wrigh
• I spent all my money on a FAX machine. Now I can only FAX collect. -- Steven Wrigh
• My father built a quicksand box in our back yard. I was an only child, eventually.
  -- comedian Steven Wrigh...
• I replaced the headlights on my car with strobe lights.
  Now it looks like I'm the only one moving. -- Steven Wrigh...
• It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it. -- Steven Wrigh
• It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it." -- Steven Wrigh