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• A statistician refuses to fly after reading the alarmingly high probability that there will be a bomb on any given plane.
  Later he finds that the probability of there being two bombs on any given flight is very low....
• New release: Abortions are becoming so popular in some countries that the waiting time to get one is lengthening rapidly.
  Experts predict that at this rate there will soon be a one year wait to get an abortion....
• A person who doubts himself is like a man who would enlist in the ranks of his enemies and bear arms against himself.
  He makes his failure certain by himself being the first person to be convinced of it....
• I am, therefore I'll think. -- John Galt (Ayn Rand)
• Where the Pentagon buys its toilet paper.
• Whoever you are -- you who are alone with my words in this mome
  with nothing but your honesty to help you understand -- the choice is still open to be a human being, but the price is to start from scratch, to stand naked in the face of reality, and, reversing a costly historical error, to declare...
• I have no right, by anything I do or say, to demean a human being in his own eyes.
  What matters is not what I think of him; it is what he thinks of himself....
• I think, therefore I scan.
• I am. Therefore I think. I think.