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• Science teachers do it with test tubes.
• Ahoy, Maties! If the water turns blue, a baby for you!
  If purple ye see, no baby thar be! If ye test should fail, to a doctor set sail!...
• beta test, v: To voluntarily entrust one's data, one's livelihood and one's sanity to hardware or software intended to destroy all three.
  In earlier days, virgins were often selected to beta test volcanos....
• I decided to mix the little bits that were left in every liquor bottle.
  In my haste, I had grabbed a bottle of the kid's cough syrup....
• The changes of the year were once a blessing Well, this year they're the seasons of my discontent But I cannot rewrite my old diaries I can only recall all the things that came and went.
  -- Crash Test Dummie...
• This is a test, If this were an actual conspiracy....
• I support drug tests. Test the politicians.