Related:

• In bed the other night my girlfriend asked "if you could know exactly when and where you would die, would you want to?
  I said "no". She said, "ok, then forget it". -- Steven Wrigh...
• We were young and our happiness dazzled us with its strength.
  But there was also a terrible betrayal that lay within me like a Merle Haggard song at a French restaurant....
• I never know how much of what I say is true. -- Bette Midle
• Bert? Are you awake Bert? -- Ernie
• When I was a kid I said to my father one afternoon, "Daddy, will you take me to the zoo?
  He answered, "If the zoo wants you let them come and get you." -- Jerry Lewi...