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When I Was A Kid I Said To My Father One Afternoon, "Daddy, Will You Take Me To The Zoo?
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When I was a kid I said to my father one afternoon, "Daddy, will you
take me to the zoo?" He answered, "If the zoo wants you let them come
and get you."
-- Jerry Lewis
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