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Bert? Are You Awake Bert? -- Ernie
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Bert? Are you awake Bert?
-- Ernie
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Phoebe: Ok, Ben, this is the part where Ernie buries Bert in the sand and can't find him.
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-- Bert Henry...
If it ain't broke, don't fix it. -- Bert Lantz
A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, will tell you.
-- Bert Leston Taylor, "The So-Called Human Race", (1922-)...
It used to be that death and taxes alone were inevitable.
Now there's shipping and handling. -- Bert Murray, "The Wall Street Journal...
E=Mc^5...nahh, E=Mc^4...nahh, E=Mc^3....ah, the hell with it.
.. -- Bert's older and less patient brothe...
If I traveled to the end of the rainbow As Dame Fortune did intend, Murphy would be there to tell me The pot's at the other end.
-- Bert Whitney...
Once I'm done with kindergarten, I'm going to find me a wife.
-- Concerning the proper age to get married -- Bert, AGE 5...