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  I said, "I don't know. You can't see out the other way." -- Emo Phillip...
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  I said,"Growin' up leads to growin' old, And then to dying, and to me that don't sound like much fun....
• When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me.
  I said, `Well, what do you need?'" -- Steven Wrigh...
• When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me.
  I said, "Well, what do you need?" -- Steven Wrigh...
• When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me.
  I said, "Well, what do you need?" -- Stephen Wrigh...
• You didn't say what you said I said you said.
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  ' I said, `Yes?' He said, `You know where you talk about Deimos rising in the East?...