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I Said, "Preacher, Give Me Strength For Round 5." He Said,"What You Need Is To Grow Up, Son.
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"I said, "Preacher, give me strength for round 5."
He said,"What you need is to grow up, son."
I said,"Growin' up leads to growin' old,
And then to dying, and to me that don't sound like much fun."
-- John Cougar, "The Authority Song"
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