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I Was On The Grapefruit Diet. I Kind Of Goofed On That.
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I was on the grapefruit diet. I kind of goofed on that. For breakfast I ate
fifteen grape fruits. Now when I go to the bathroom I keep squirting myself
in the eye.
-- Max Alexander
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And now I spill myself another drink...