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• Selma: Make sure my iguana's okay. Troy: Selma, Jub-Jub is fantastic.
  He's everywhere you wanna be. [shows Selma her room] Welcome to your new home baby, it's fantastic....
• Selma: Oh, Jub-Jub. Patty: When I went to pick him up, Mom was trying to stab him with a hat pin.
  -- Close enough, "Selma's Choice...
• My wife doesn't give me any trouble anymore. She died.
  I had her cremated. I mixed in a little marijuana and smoked her....
• Gladys: "... and that has made all the difference." Now let's get down to business.
  [Hutz's voice on the tape] To my executor, Lionel Hutz, I leave $...
• Hi, I'm Lionel Hutz, executor of Gladys Bouvier's estate.
  She left a video will, so I earn my fee simply by pressing this "Play" button....
• I idolized my mother. I didn't realize she was a lousy cook until I went into the Army.
  -- Jackie Gayle...
• Patty: [walks up to the podium] Take a hike, bozo. And that eulogy better not show up on the bill.
  I'll keep this short. Gladys lived alone, died alone....
• Gladys: To Marge, I leave my potato chips that resemble celebrities.
  They're all here -- Otto von Bismarck, Maurice Chevalier, right down to Jay Leno....
• I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. -- Jackie Maso