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• Louie, Louie, me gotta go Louie, Louie, me gotta go Fine little girl she waits for me Me catch the ship for cross the sea Me sail the ship all alone Me never thinks me make it home [chorus] Three nights and days me sail the sea Me think of girl constantly On the ship I dream she there I smell the rose in her hair [choru
• I lay my head on the railroad tracks, Waitin' for the double E.
  The railroad don't run no more. Poor poor pitiful me....
• A man meets a girl at a party and asks her if she fancies a quick 68.
  "A 68 ?" asks the girl, "What's one of those then?...
• Once upon a time there was a beautiful young girl taking a stroll through the woods.
  All at once she saw an extremely ugly bull frog seated on a log and to her amazement the frog spoke to her....
• I was involved in an extremely good example of oral contraception two weeks ago.
  I asked a girl to go to bed with me and she said no. -- Woody Alle...
• Mr. B: There is a wonderful girl's future at stake.
  Homer: Well, if she's so wonderful, give her an A!...
• O I met a girl across the sea =`\<, She saved my life and came to me (=)/(=) A tender night of dark persuasion Could be my first and last occasion.
• I sing New England, as she lights her fire In every Prairie's mid
  and where the bright Enchanting stars shine pure through Southern night, She still is there, the guardian on the tower, To open for the world a purer hour....