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I Was Raised By Just My Mom. See, My Father Died When I Was Eight Years Old.
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I was raised by just my mom. See, my father died when I was eight years
old. At least, that's what he told us in the letter.
-- Drew Carey
Related:
Rogers: "Did you have any other children?" Beverly
My husband died a number of years ago, Wes was our only child....
When I was fourteen years old, I was amazed at how unintelligent my father was.
By the time I turned twenty-one, I was astounded how much he had learned in the last seven years....
Lisa: Hi, Mom. Marge: Lisa! Hello. How are you doing in England?
Remember, an elevator is called a "lift", a mile is called a "kilometer", and botulism is called "steak and kidney pie"....
Homer: Lisa, you like homework. Could you fill out this form for me?
Lisa: Well, all right. If you'll listen to the poem I just wrote....
When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around.
But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years....
My father died at Khitomer, and all I got was this lousy T-shirt -- RWR
Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
We were young and our happiness dazzled us with its strength.
But there was also a terrible betrayal that lay within me like a Merle Haggard song at a French restaurant....