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I Wear A Cape. You Take Pictures. It Is Not A Perfect World.
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I wear a cape. You take pictures. It is not a perfect world.
-- Bruce Wayne philosophizes to his girlfriend in BATMAN
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You can't be Batman to all the Robins of the world.
You miss 100 percent of the shots you never take. -- Wayne Gretzky
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Three to beam down to Wayne's World.
If it's suicide you're after Master Bruce, I have the recipe for an old family potion.
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I'm a photographer. I take close-up pictures of the horizon.
Code of Honor: Never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with mischief as your goal.
There are just too many women in the world to justify that sort of dishonorable behavior....
A Code of Honour: never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with mischief as your goal.
There are too many women in the world to justify that sort of dishonourable behaviour....