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• If you blow chunks and she comes back, she's yours.
  If you spew and she bolts, it was never meant to be. -- Wayne...
• I wear a cape. You take pictures. It is not a perfect world.
  -- Bruce Wayne philosophizes to his girlfriend in BATMAN...
• You give 100 percent in the first half of the game, and if that isn't enough in the second half, you give what's left.
  -- Yogi Berra...
• Never eat more than you can lift. -- Miss Piggy
• Write home; they miss you.