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I Went To An Exclusive Kennel Club. It Was Very Exclusive.
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I went to an exclusive kennel club. It was very exclusive. There was a sign
out front: "No Dogs Allowed."
-- Phil Foster
Related:
Homer: Aw, Marge, kids, I miss my club. Marge: Oh, Homey.
You know, you are a member of a very exclusive club....
Homer: Loyal Stonecutters, let us begin our reenactment of the Battle of Gettysburg.
[camera pulls back to reveal scattered, costumed monkeys] Marge...
Exclusive: Imported produc
IXOR: Illogical eXclusive OR
XMB Exclusive MayBe
I remember going into McDonald's when they had some promotional giveaway, and their sign read
Offer available to McDonald's customers only." Now there's an exclusive group!...
My kid said, "I want a dog." Well, I went to the kennel.
The first dog I saw had legs four inches long in front, two feet long in back....
Truth is by its very nature intolerant, exclusive, for every truth is the denial of its opposing error.
-- Luthhard...
I drive fast. I drive safely. The two are *not* mutually exclusive, contrary to popular delusion.
-- CCb...