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I will not show off.
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Eerie had collided with a parallel reality called NBC.
*I* was being written off the show. Correction: Killed off the show....
Homer: Will you knock it off, I can't hear myself think!
[the music stops] [thinks] I want some peanuts....
Homer: What about dessert? Marge: For God's sakes, you can pull the lid off your own can of pudding!
Homer: Fine! I will! -- That'll show 'er, "A Streetcar Named Marge...
Maybe we can get together and show off to each other sometimes.
I show a clear pattern of unpredictability.
Marge: Hello once again. As usual, I must warn you all that this year's Hallowe'en show is very
very scary, and those of you with young children may want to send them off for bed -- [someone hands her a pape...
Homer: You can let him down gently, but over the next couple of months, I want you to break it off.
Marge: Um, okay, Homer. Homer: Whoof! That was a close one, kids....
Item n on Johnny's list of "Things I have Learned
Never get too attached to a house. -- from the Tonight Show last night "Ah yes, divorce....