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Homer: What About Dessert? Marge: For God's Sakes, You Can Pull The Lid Off Your Own Can Of Pudding!
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Homer: What about dessert?
Marge: For God's sakes, you can pull the lid off your own can of
pudding!
Homer: Fine! I will!
-- That'll show 'er, "A Streetcar Named Marge"
Related:
Marge: Why can't you be more supportive? Homer: Because I don't care.
-- Ask a question, "A Streetcar Named Marge...
Salt me. -- Homer, "A Streetcar Named Marge
Homer: I can't fake an interest in this, and I'm an expert at faking an interest in your kooky projects.
Marge: What kooky projects? Homer: You know, the painting class, the first aid course, the whole Lamaze thing....
Marge: What? Oh my God! [Homer turns off the light] [we can still see Marge's eyes in the dark -- as in any cartoon] Home
Marge, could you close your eyes? I'm trying to sleep....
Marge: I made the right decision to stay with my Homey, so there was no harm done.
Homer: [groans] Marge: So if you kind of mentally snip out the part where I already had a husband, that's my idea of romance....
Homer: It really got to me how that lady, uh... You know which one I mean.
You played her. Marge: Blanche! Homer: Yeah....
Marge: I'm sure you won't enjoy it. There's nothing about bowling in the play.
Oh wait, there is. Homer: Probably not much of it....
Cool, she can fly! -- Bart, "A Streetcar Named Marge
Patty: Homer, um...I'm speechless. You just saved our hides.
Homer: Please, on top of everything else, don't make me picture your hides!...