I Wish Scientists Would Come Up With A Way To Make Dogs A Lot Bigger, But With A Smaller Head.

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I wish scientists would come up with a way to make dogs a lot bigger,
but with a smaller head. That way, they'd still be good as watchdogs,
but they wouldn't eat as much.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey

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