I bet when the neanderthal kids would make a snowman, someone would always end
up saying, "Don't forget the thick, heavy brows." Then they would all get
embarrassed because they remembered they had the big hunky brows too, and
they'd get mad and eat the snowman.
-- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey
I bet if you were a mummy wrapper in ancient Egyp on thing you would
constantly find yourself telling people would be, "Be sure, before
I start, you have all the jewelry and so forth on the body, because
I am NOT unwrapping him later....