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I Won't Eat Anything That Has Intelligent Life, But I'd Gladly Eat A Network Executive Or A Politician.
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I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I'd gladly eat a
network executive or a politician.
-- Marty Feldman
Related:
I DON'T EAT ANYTHING WITH A FACE!
I do not eat to live. I live to eat.
I will not eat things for money.
I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat people.
-- Ed Bluestone...
I won! I won!
Sure eating yogurt will improve your sex life. People know that if you'll eat that stuff, you'll eat anything.
Kirk: "Is there anything to eat? I don't know about anybody else, but I'm starved.
-- "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4...
If I knew what was in it, I probably wouldn't eat it.