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I DON'T EAT ANYTHING WITH A FACE!
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I DON'T EAT ANYTHING WITH A FACE!
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And had a face like a blessing. -- Miguel de Cervantes (1547-1616) -- Don Quixote, Part i, Book ii, Chap.
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Plain as the nose on a man's face. -- Miguel de Cervantes (1547-1616) -- Don Quixote, Part i, Book iii, Chap.
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I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I'd gladly eat a network executive or a politician.
-- Marty Feldma...
I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat people.
-- Ed Bluestone...
Never eat anything that winks at you.
Kirk: "Is there anything to eat? I don't know about anybody else, but I'm starved.
-- "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4...
It is a true saying that a man must eat a peck of salt with his friend before he knows him.
-- Miguel de Cervantes (1547-1616) -- Don Quixote, Part i, Book iii, Chap. i...
Don: I didn't know you had a cousin Penelope, Bill!
Was she pretty? W. C.: Well, her face was so wrinkled it looked like seven miles of bad road....
Don: I didn't know you had a cousin Penelope, Bill!
Was she pretty? W. C.: Well, her face was so wrinkled it looked like seven miles of bad road....