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• I thought only women wore pumps.
• Look, I'm up to here with cool, okay? I am so amazingly cool you could keep a side of meat in me for a month.
  I am so hip, I have difficulty seeing over my pelvis....
• Cool... I broke his brain...
• It's always darkest just before it gets pitch black.
• Never before have I encountered such corrupt and foul-minded perversity!
  Have you ever considered a career in the Church? -- Black Adder II...
• MESMERISM, n. Hypnotism before it wore good clothes, kept a carriage and asked Incredulity to dinner.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• Let your soul stand cool and composed before a million universes. -- Whitma