Related:

• I'd never join any club that would have the likes of me as a member. -- Groucho Marx
• I do not care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.
  -- Groucho Marx (1890-1977)...
• I sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION.
  I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT ME AS A MEMBER. -- Groucho Marx...
• I would never want to belong to a club that would have me as a member.
  -- Woody Allen, "Annie Hall...
• My mother loved children---she would have given anything if I had been one.
  -- Groucho Marx, 1890-1977...
• My mother loved children -- she would have given anything if I had been one.
  -- Groucho Marx...
• Let's go. I wouldn't want to join any club that would have _this_ me as a member.
  -- Marge waxes philosophical, "Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield...