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Let's Go. I Wouldn't Want To Join Any Club That Would Have _this_ Me As A Member.
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Let's go. I wouldn't want to join any club that would have _this_
me as a member.
-- Marge waxes philosophical,
"Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield"
Related:
Rauberta: Love your outfit, Marge. The vest says "Let's have lunch", but the culottes say "You're paying".
-- At the country club, "Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield...
I knew my kind wasn't welcome here.
-- Krusty at the country club, "Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield...
Everybody, keep smiling, and I know we're going to fit right in.
-- Marge, "Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield...
Mom, look, I found something more fun than complaining!
-- Lisa rides the pony at the country club, "Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield...
Lisa: The rich are different from you and me Marge
Yes, they're better. -- Socially better, "Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield...
Lisa: Just buy [the suit]. You don't have to rationalize everything.
Marge: All right, I will buy it. It'll be good for the economy....
Marge: Bart, comb your hair. Homer, I don't think you should wear a short-sleeved shirt with a tie.
Homer: But Sipowicz does it. Marge: If Detective Sipowicz jumped off a cliff, would you do that too?...
Gatekeeper: Name, please. Homer: Simpson family.
Marge: We're not poor. [looks around nervously] Well, we're not....
Today, while the rest of you were being different, I did a very good job of fitting in.
-- Marge, "Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield...