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• Skinner: Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouth-watering hamburgers.
  Chalmers: I thought we were having steamed clams. Skinne...
• Chalmers: You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones the have at Krusty Burger.
  Skinner: [laughs] Oh, no, patented Skinner Burgers....
• Agnes: [offscreen] Seymour! The house is on fire!
  Skinner: No, mother. It's just the Northern Lights....
• Skinner: Superintendent, we made the front page today!
  [holds up newspaper, covering word "Awful" in headline] Chalme...
• Chalmers: Seymour! Skinner: Superintendent; I was just, uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill.
  Isometric exercise. Care to join me? Chalmers: Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour?...
• Skinner: I _did_ go to the town meeting with the intention of ambushing Mr.
  Burns. When it adjourned, I rushed to the lavatory to apply my camouflage makeup -- [flashback to Skinner in washroom] Skinne...
• Bart: Come on, Chalmie, you fired Skinner for less than this.
  Chalmers: Yeah, I did, but...Skinner really bugged me!...
• Chalmers: Skinner!! Skinner: [gasps] Uh, Superintendant Chalmers!
  [nervously pants] What's wrong? Chalme...
• Chalmers: Skinner! Skinner: [startled] Superintendent Chalmers.
  Chalmers: The whole town's in an uproar about your sleazy shenanigans....