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• I xeroxed a mirror. Now I have an extra xerox machine. -- Stephen Wrigh
• I xeroxed my watch. Now I have time to spare. -- Steven Wrigh
• I xeroxed my watch. Now I can give away free watches. -- Steven Wrigh
• I once got caught copying an exam in the back of the class.
  .. I guess the teacher must have heard the Xerox machine. -- Steven Wrigh...
• I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now.
  But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." -- Steven Wrigh...
• I spent all my money on a FAX machine. Now I can only FAX collect. -- Steven Wrigh
• I brought a mirror to Lovers' Lane. I told everybody I'm Narcissus. -- Steven Wrigh
• I was skydiving horizontally. -- Steven Wrigh
• I love to go shopping. I love to freak out salespeople.
  They ask me if they can help me, and I say, "Have you got anything I'd like?...