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• Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" -- Steven Wrigh
• I xeroxed a mirror. Now I have an extra xerox machine. -- Steven Wrigh
• I was skydiving horizontally. -- Steven Wrigh
• Yesterday I saw a chicken crossing the road. I asked it why.
  It told me it was none of my business. -- Steven Wrigh...
• The judge asked, "What do you plead?" I said, "Insanity, your honour, who in their right mind would park in the passing lane?
  -- Steven Wrigh...
• I was going to commit suicide the other day. I must not have been serious because I brought a beach towel.
  -- Steven Wrigh...
• I got a chain letter by fax. It's very simple. You just fax a dollar bill to everybody on the list.
  -- Steven Wrigh...
• Sometimes I...No, I don't. -- Steven Wrigh
• I bought a portable cable tv. -- Steven Wrigh