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• All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl. -- Charlie Chapli
• Beverly: "Captain, the first thing you need to get is some rest.
  Now this has been a shock to your system and I want you to not push yourself....
• Fear to do ill, and you need fear nought else. -- Ben Frankli
• TOURIST: A pretty girl in Oklahoma.
• Did you hear that the pretty lab technicians in busy sperm banks are sometimes asked to lend a hand.
• OMNIVERSAL AWARENESS?? Oh, YEH!! First you need four GALLONS of JELL-O and a BIG WRENCH!
  ! ... I think you drop th' WRENCH in the JELL-O as if it was a FLAVOR, or an INGREDIENT ....
• OMNIVERSAL AWARENESS?? Oh, YEH!! First you need 4 GALLONS of JELL-O and a BIG WRENCH!
  ! ... I think you drop th' WRENCH in the JELL-O as if it was a FLAVOR, or an INGREDIENT ....
• I will maintain it before the whole world. -- Jean Baptiste Moliere (1622-1673) -- Le Bourgeois Gentilhomme, Act iv, Sc.
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• You can have it right, or you can have it now. But you can't have it right now. -- Woodard's Law