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Jesus Is In My Heart And Owes Me Three Months Back Rent.
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Jesus is in my heart and owes me three months back rent.
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Do you know JESUS? If so, tell him he owes me $2.
My favorite moment has to be Holly's bit in Me^2; the story about the two supra-light fighters from the Norweb alliance, and how Lister owes three billion pounds.
.. April Fool... classic!...
Yo momma so old she owes Jesus a nickel.
Maid of Athens, ere we part, Give, oh give me back my heart!
-- Lord Byron (1788-1824) -- Maid of Athe...
I've been married and divorced three times," the young man lamented.
"I can't hold a job for more than six months at a time, and I'm in debt up to my ears....
Canada's climate is nine months winter and three months late in fall.
Three months of summer are a very small reward for six months of winter.
I will honour Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
I will live in the Past, the Present, and the Future....
My mind is not for rent to any god or gov't.