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Do you know JESUS? If so, tell him he owes me $2.
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Never forget him, especially if he owes you money.
Picard: "Do you know what business they might have together?
Sarek: "No! No, I never knew what Spock was doing....
Jesus is in my heart and owes me three months back rent.
Yo momma so old she owes Jesus a nickel.
Jesus loves me, but he can't stand you.
Homer: Son, if you can look me in the eye and say you didn't take the collection money, that's all I need.
Bart: [looking at him] I didn't take it. Homer: Why you little -- [strangles him] How can you look me in the eye and lie like that?...
Guinan: "Did he ever tell you why we're so close?" Rike
No." Guinan: "Oh. Then let me just say that...our relationship....
Marge: Homey, are you really going to ignore Grampa for the rest of your life.
Homer: Of course not, Marge, just for the rest of his life....
A cannibal warrior is experiencing severe gastric distress, so he goes to his Village Witch Doctor with his complaint.
The VWD examines him and, concluding that something he ate disagreed with him, began to cross examine him about his recent diet....