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• Jesus walked on water - Elvis surfed. Jesus said, "love thy neighbor.
  Elvis said, "Don't be cruel." Jesus was a carpenter - Elvis's favorite high school class was wood shop....
• Jesus is a Capricorn. (December 25) Elvis is a Capricorn. (January 8)
• Frank is my Elvis. -- Matt Groening
• Jesus' Father is everywhere. Elvis' father was a drifter.
• Jesus is the Lords's shepherd. Elvis dated Cybill Shepherd.
• Jesus lived in state of grace. Elvis lived in Graceland.
• Jesus was part of the Trinity. Elvis' first band was a trio.
• Matthew was a biographer of Jesus. Neil Matthews was one of Elvis'.
• Jesus lived in a Near Eastern land. Elvis: a nearly eastern state.