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• Christians will tell you that the proof of Jesus Christ's death is that someone had pushed his hand into his side .
  . . yes, but did anybody bother to take a pulse??? -- Chris Pirillo (chris@lockergnome.com...
• Bunker's Admonition: You cannot buy beer; you can only rent it.
• Jesus Saves, by striking out the side in the bottom of the ninth.
• Reinhart was never his mother's favorite -- and he was an only child. -- Thomas Berge
• I Do Everything For Jesus. -- Mother Teresa, The Five Fingers Rule
• Jesus saves, and only takes half damage.
• He who knows only his own side of the case knows little of that. -- John Stuart Mill
• There are only two things a child will share willingly -- communicable diseases and his mother's age.
  -- Benjamin Spock...
• There are only two things a child will share willingly communicable diseases and his mother's age.
  -- Modern Maturity...