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• There are only two things a child will share willingly -- communicable diseases and his mother's age.
  -- Benjamin Spock...
• Reinhart was never his mother's favorite -- and he was an only child. -- Thomas Berge
• The child had his mother's eyes, his mother's nose, and his mother's mouth.
  Which leaves his mother with a pretty blank expression. -- Robert Benchley...
• Old age is too high a price to pay for maturity.
• There is only one beautiful child in the world, and every mother has it. -- Stephen Leacock
• You have prepared a proposal for your supervisor. The success of this proposal will mean increasing your salary 20%.
  In the middle of your proposal your supervisor leans over to look at your report and spits into your coffee....
• A man may fight for many things. His country, his principles, his friends.
  The glistening tear on the cheek of a golden child....
• I think age is a very high price to pay for maturity. -- Tom Stoppard