The Biologist Thinks He Is A Chemist, The Chemist Thinks He Is A Physicist, The Physicist Thinks He Is A God, And God Thinks She Is A Mathematician.

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The biologist thinks he is a chemist,
The chemist thinks he is a physicist,
The physicist thinks he is a God,
And God thinks She is a mathematician.
-- Paula Thompson

There is no God! He just thinks he's there!
My dog thinks he's human, my cat thinks he's GOD.
My dog thinks he's human, but my cat thinks she's a Goddess.
Thinks he's worth.
If he should ever change his faith, it'll be because he no longer thinks he's God.
An egotist thinks he's in the groove when he's in a rut.
Give a man an inch, and he thinks he's a ruler.
That guy Ibid, he thinks he knows everything!

The Biologist Thinks He Is A Chemist, The Chemist Thinks He Is A Physicist, The Physicist Thinks He Is A God, And God Thinks She Is A Mathematician.

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