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• The church is always trying to get other people to reform
  it might not be a bad idea to reform itself. -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)...
• Is your church B.A.T.F. approved?
• Marge: [in the distance] Bart! Lisa! Time for church!
  Mrs. Van Houten: [in the distance] Milhouse! Time for church....
• Get your priorities straight, call a BBS.
• Support your local church or synagogue. Worship at Bank of America.
• REPENTANCE, n. The faithful attendant and follower of Punishment.
  It is usually manifest in a degree of reformation that is not inconsistent with continuity of sin....
• Reform Congress-revoke careerism
• My BBS is baroque now. Please call Bach later with your Handel.