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Marge: [in The Distance] Bart! Lisa! Time For Church!
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Marge: [in the distance] Bart! Lisa! Time for church!
Mrs. Van Houten: [in the distance] Milhouse! Time for church.
Jewish Man: [in the distance] Shlomo! Time for your violin lesson!
-- The parents call their children, "Bart's Girlfriend"
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Marge: [in the distance] Bart! Lisa! Time for church!
Mrs. Van Houten: [in the distance] Milhouse! Time for church....
Bart: There. If I can just get through this many days without seeing her she should be completely out of my system.
OK: day one. [circles it] Marge: Time for church, Bart!...
Lisa, this is neither the time nor the place.
-- Bart tells Lisa to stop praying in church, "Homer the Heretic...
Everything is within walking distance, if you have enough time. -- Steven Wrigh
Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time. -- Steven Wrigh
Kauffman's First Law of Airports: The distance to the gate is inversely proportional to the time available to catch your flight.
The distance to the gate is inversely proportional to the time available to catch your flight.
-- Kauffman's First Law of Airpo...
Marge: Let Lisa be alone with her new friends. Ba
They're _my_ friends rightfully. She only got them by copying me....