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• God isn't dead, He's just trying to avoid the draft.
• Just because he's dead is no reason to lay off work.
• My first psychiatrist said I was paranoid, but I want a second opinion because I think he's out to get me.
  -- Tom Wilson ("Ziggy")...
• Milhouse: Uh...what's your dad's job again? Ba
  He's a nuclear safety technician. Nelson: What's he doing with that broom?...
• He's not dead, Jim! He's just metabolically challenged.
• Just because your doctor has a name for your condition doesn't mean he knows what it is.